
| A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby "Up to a point a man's life is shaped by environment, heredity, and the movements and changes in the world around him. Then there comes a time when it lies within his grasp to shape the clay of his life into the sort of thing he wishes to be. Only the weak blame parents, their race, their times, lack of good fortune, or the quirks of fate. Everyone has it within his power to say, 'This I am today; that I will be tomorrow.' The wish, however, must be implemented by deeds." - Louis L'Amour Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. - Ronald Reagan There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for who delirium was the only solution to the strangulation that life had prepared for him. - Antonin Artaud Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises. - Erma Bombeck |
| "I promise you a lot of good will come from this. You will never see any player in the entire country who will play harder than I will play the rest of the season. And you will not see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody for the rest of the season, and you will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season." "God bless." - Tim Tebow |
| "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter." - Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. - George Burns Economics and politics are the governing powers of life today, and that's why everything is so screwy. - Joseph Campbell If even a small fraction of the money we now spend on trying to enforce drug prohibition were devoted to treatment and drug rehabilitation, in an atmosphere of compassion not punishment, the reduction in drug usage and in the harm done to users could be dramatic. - Milton Friedman “I read, I study, I examine, I listen, I reflect, and out of all of this I try to form an idea into which I put as much common sense as I can.” - Marquis de Lafayette |
| “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control and at times, hard to handle, but if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe |